…I hope you don’t have a dog to walk.
The ReelFeel® here will be 44 below by 4 AM—bad, per AccuWeather®, for kite flying, swimming, and breathing. Not to worry…it will soar to 12 below by 8 AM, when you can resume normal activities. Like hacking away at ice formations on your car, calling in sick, and going back to bed.

thought this was really funny – even though i know the weather isn’t.
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Haha! I haven’t written for a long time but YOUR post has inspired me to write about weather this side of the world right now… 3 cold showers a day to escape the heat… x
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