I Don’t Know What’s Down There But
…it’s definitely coming after me and I should not be photographing its lair because it’s probably nocturnal.
“Oh, it’s just a skunk,” you say. Well, those little stinkers can be rabid and, when they are, they keep charging you even if you hit them repeatedly with a metal shovel. If you see a raccoon in broad daylight, run.
Which reminds me. My Vermont cuz and I used to play a card game called Li’l Stinker. It was basically a politically correct Old Maid game with a skunk–before PC was even invented. Just another toy manufacturer ahead of his (her? in the 60s? Doubtful!) time.
Posted on July 12, 2012, in animals, humor, rural, Uncategorized and tagged L'il Stinker, nocturnal creature, nocturnal menace, when you're down in the hole. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.
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