Corporate Bullshit Generator

CBGGeez, if only mankind would stop picking the low-hanging fruit and kicking the can down the road in granular, bricks-and-clicks efforts at synergetic pushback 24/365, just think how far we’d have gotten by now!

If you don’t work in a a corporate environment, you won’t find that to be annoying, or even English. You may have been mercifully unexposed to unintelligibly strung-together words that sound important yet have no meaning.

But if you do, and haven’t, the sites below will transfix you…or should I say, their robust, outcomes-based, multi-tiered platforms will integrate your scalable branding:

Here click on MORE BS, PLEASE! for a fresh batch of lifelike BS.

On this gem hit MAKE BS and watch it pull from three Parts of Speech columns.

This is pretty, but will make you insane.

A Brit one offers “A random piece of business bullshit every time you visit this site.” You can even submit!

Happily, some people make corporate jargon Bingo cards before meetings and see who gets Bingo first based upon hearing their words in the meeting. Not sure what the prize is. The last link offers a delicious twist that makes me wish I still attended such meetings. Click Bingo tab at top.

About uppervalleygirl

Columnist, bloggist, short storyist, essayist, author.

Posted on November 11, 2014, in Good News, Health, humor, personal, rural, Uncategorized and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Kathleen J. Bryar

    LOVE IT!!!!

  2. dsthompson2@ca.rr.com

    Glad to see that one day I might make light of this. As of today, just disillusioned and depressed.

  3. Awesome, Annie.

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