Category Archives: Mischief

20 Years Later…

Pilgy the Pilgrim awaits the guests, in his dual roles as Sentry and Greeter, as he has on this day for 20 years since I bought him at the then-existent Ben Franklin store (like Woolworth’s).

Where I go, he goes. May he have the pleasure of greeting YOU one day. I have not yet washed his little plastic fanny.

Pilgy says: Happy Thanksgiving to all!

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How to Get Your Mind Blown

Oshe Bunny has been a lot of places, but in the path of Totality viewing was one of his top faves of all time. Because his eyeballs are glass, he was able to sneak a peek beneath his safety goggles. Because he is sentient, he wept uncontrollably when the mind-blowing corona appeared.

He was lucky enough to have fantastic Eclipse hosts in Burlington, lakeside. He cheered and bawled and cheered, and had a lot of local beezers and gluten-free, vegan Bitchin’ Sauce.

Another Snow Oddity

You’ll never guess what this is, so I’ll just tell you.

Years ago, a neighbor kid was practicing casting his fishing rod out in the yard. The fishing hook got caught way up, in a dead tree branch. He got his line free by yanking hard enough to break the brittle branch. Since, a little piece of that broken branch has hung from a piece of fishing line attached to a higher branch.

I do not understand the dynamics of what happened. But I do welcome unsolved mysteries in nature. Whenever I see the broken branch twirling on the invisible fishing line, seemingly hovering in the air, it cracks me up. It really cracked me up after yesterday’s storm — the snow piled high upon it, the fishing line invisible as always. I may be the only person who knows it exists. I’m definitely the one that appreciates it most.

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Seemingly Endless Self-promotion

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Today is Day 1 of Free eBooks

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Free eBooks and Prizes Start Monday!

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Win a prize! I Only Need to Sell 14 Books…

…tonight to meet my 2023 goal (as if!). But if you’re messing around on Amazon, my eBooks are only 99 cents right now. Which is nice.

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