It’s Not a Memorial Day Party without…
Posted by uppervalleygirl
– Someone making a bad drink out of desperation (today, a Red Wine Spritzer)
– Mischievous children pulling a fast one on the adults (the kids were playing Floamball, in which the ball breaks apart upon impact with the bat, and an ungovernable free-for-all ensues. Between innings, the kids secretly made “cookies” out of the Floam and placed them on the buffet until, yes, an adult tried one. Her gastronomic report? “Tastes like plastic.” In fairness, they looked delectable and the Floamball “diamond” was far enough away that we didn’t know what Floam* looks like up close.)
*a mixture of borax, glue, dyes, and polystyrene beads that resemble nonpareils sprinkles.
Remember, if it exists in the world, it exists in nail polish.
Posted in food, holidays, humor, personal, rural, Uncategorized
Tags: bad drinks, floam, floam cookies, floamball, McKenzie Franks, rodent transport