ONLY LOSERS LITTER

This is a sacred day when hardy volunteers pick up trash from roadside, riverside, and whatever else man pollutes.  I was assigned to a remote dirt road where I collected in my bags a wide—and disgusting—array of items  (shell casings, beer and wine bottles, 175 cig butts, rusty saw blade….) But I came across lovelier man-made items as well: a stack of rocks, Royal LaRoque’s farm, and a fairy house, photos to be posted  in upcoming column on garbage.