Night Blooming Cereus Tracker
Never seen/heard of one? You’re in for a treat.
The NBC blooms once a year for one night only, with a blossom as big as your head. Its scent precedes it.
People have parties. They can plan them because it takes 2 weeks for the thing to flower once the bud appears.
You have to have the young plant 3-4 years before it will bloom. This little baby is right on time. It’s in my office and I was going to move it home so I could enjoy it allll niiiight, but its donor said, “No! It likes where it is.” Guess I’m pulling an all-nighter at work on that evening.
She also told me other details, but I’ll let you watch for yourself, on this here tracker. This is smaller than it appears. I’ll get a ruler for ya.
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Posted on July 22, 2015, in humor. Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.
uppervalleygirl 
Wo this looks like the plant in Little Shop of Horrors! keep posting pix !
What dark magic is this??
Sounds like a line from Deconstructing Harry. If you haven’t seen, rent and pay attn. to Judy’s opening soliloquy….priceless. xox
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