Night Blooming Cereus Tracker II
It grows over night. I’m going to start calling it “he.”
He starts off nice and straight. Asparagus-like.
Next day, yuh oh…grown even more, and curling. I don’t think that’s supposed to happen.
Note he’s dangling by a thread. Whatever you do, the donor says, don’t knock it off. It’s not me I’m worried about, it’s the night cleaning guy. I need some sort of protective barrier.
Here is your promised ruler:
He’s getting flossier.Graceful. Like an undersea plant. Go, Night Blooming Cereus! You can flower in a world gone mad.
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Posted on July 23, 2015, in humor. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.
uppervalleygirl 
AsparaGuy is spectacular!
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Well this is exciting! You need countdown like the Spectre announcer in Bond films: “Four days and count-ing….”
Does it open better in the middle of the night like some guys?